My absurd life.

If I wasn't here tomorrow would anybody care?

It's hard to be me.

May 18, 2012 at 11:02am
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On the eve of the Facebook public float, 8 plus year in the making, I as co-founder wanted to look back and cherish Facebook’s early beginning. Congrats to everyone involved in the project from day one till today, and I especially wanted to congratulate Mark Zukerberg on keeping tremendous stead-fast focus, however hard that was, on making the world a more open and connected place. 

God, Wardo’ll never change. So fucking in love with Mark Zuckerberg. Always and forever.

On the eve of the Facebook public float, 8 plus year in the making, I as co-founder wanted to look back and cherish Facebook’s early beginning. Congrats to everyone involved in the project from day one till today, and I especially wanted to congratulate Mark Zukerberg on keeping tremendous stead-fast focus, however hard that was, on making the world a more open and connected place. 

God, Wardo’ll never change. So fucking in love with Mark Zuckerberg. Always and forever.

May 8, 2012 at 12:58pm
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May 1, 2012 at 7:45am
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We know Mark Zuckerberg didn’t cooperate but did you ever meet Eduardo Saverin, the character played by Andrew Garfield?

Aaron Sorkin: Once Eduardo signed that non-disclosure agreement after his settlement, he disappeared off the face of the earth. We don’t know exactly how much he received, but it’s in the hundreds of millions. And it will probably go over a billion because he also does now own a lot of Facebook stock. But on October 1st, the movie opened and that’s the day I met Eduardo. I got a phone call from our producer Scott Rudin that a representative for Eduardo had contacted him late at night. He wanted to see the movie. So we set up a private screening for him in New York right before Lady Gaga’s private screening. It’s true. I went to meet him when the movie was over and you could have performed surgery on him without anesthesia at that point in time. I gotta say, he was a deer in the headlights, which is an understatement. He did certainly expect to like the movie a lot, but you could tell in his face that he had just relived the thing. It’s an unreasonable experience that hardly anybody, including myself, knows what it’s like to have a chapter from your life suddenly written, directed, lit, shot, and performed by actors. That was the first and only time I met Eduardo.

April 30, 2012 at 6:20pm
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phobiabic:

Oh my god, Wardo…

Thanks God, I wasn’t the one that founded it epic. ♥

phobiabic:

Oh my god, Wardo…

Thanks God, I wasn’t the one that founded it epic. ♥

5:01pm
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Guys, I just saw the writing on the Eduardo’s page that he watched video uploaded by Mark. And then it disappeared from the chronicles of the inscription. Conclusion - he hid it because he did not think it will appear! He watched that video with Mark’s dog and he did not think it will be seen in  facebook. It’s .. aa .. oh my shipper heart!

April 26, 2012 at 10:14am
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I'm not real, I'm just bones.: Some of Andrew's heterosexual quotes. →

justoutofbed:

Interviewer: Now Andrew, you play the best friend of Mark Zuckerberg.
Andrew: The girlfriend, yeah. The girlfriend role.
Interviewer: Oh, you play the girlfriend of Mark Zuckerberg.
Andrew: Yeah.

“I think above all else [The Social Network] is a love story. And something of a tragic one, I…

April 25, 2012 at 12:38pm
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Eduardo and his chiken. Epic.

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11:06am
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I think with Mark, up until the end, Eduardo’s hoping at some point Mark’s going to go, ‘Look, I’m really, really sorry, man. I really messed up. I love you so much, and I just was jealous of you for this. And I acted out like this. Can we be friends again? I’ll give you back as much money as you want. Let’s move in together and we’ll play basketball every day, and we’ll cuddle at night and watch reality TV.’ Part of Eduardo in those depositions is just waiting for that moment.

— Andrew Garfield (via hepaotus)

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April 21, 2012 at 4:54pm
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God, I’m so fucking tired of feeling frustrated and disappointed in myself. I just wanna let go of this feeling. I just wanna feel free from any feeling. I wanna eat, breathe, live and just be happy while doing these simple things. I wanna be happy. I just don’t know how. 

3:52pm
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Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!

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